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Apr. 26th, 2017 08:36 pm
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Who: Estinien, Aymeric, and YOU!
When: Mid-afternoon, to early evening.
Where: Around the castle (mid-afternoon), then around the village/in a tavern(early evening)
What: They're the new guards, and they're gonna be doing their shift! But once they're off duty, they're gonna be walking around the village, and stopping at the tavern!
Warnings: Estinien is kind of a crass asshole, but that aside will update as needed.

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+1 WINE SOAKED ELF POLITICIAN

Apr. 25th, 2017 05:33 pm
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Hey everyone! I'm Oli and I've got Aymeric de Borel from Final Fantasy XIV. He's the Lord Commander of the Temple Knights, so he's a hot shot where he came from. He's a charming, earnest politician elf guy and he's here to make the ladies and gents swoon. His canon-point is from The Far Edge of Fate, recent post-war stuff. He might seem a little cold at first, but he's sure to warm up if you give him incentive.



I'm horsechiffon on plurk and Gaymeric#5748 on discord. I look forward to all the fun!

+1 Dragon killing cactus

Apr. 25th, 2017 11:57 am
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Hey everyone, I'm Zorn and I'm bringing with me Estinien Wymrblood from Final Fantasy XIV. He's the vaulted champion on Ishgard, which is kinda like fantasy catholic France with elves! They've been locked in a war with dragons for a thousand years, and Estinien has some baggage from the war, and a vengeance streak a mile long. He's a prickly, grumpy dude who doesn't really like social interaction at all, what a joy! For those familiar, I took him just before his and the WoL's trek into The Aery!

For more info on this oversized cactus, you can watch this very in depth and super serious video about Estinien:



Anyhoo, I'm [plurk.com profile] ZornSable on plurk, feel free to add me! I'm also on Discord as Zanono#5772. I'm happy to be here and excited to play with you all <3

THE FUNWORM'S DOWNFALL

Apr. 23rd, 2017 09:37 pm
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It’s a cool, crisp night when the village effectively casts their chosen Off-worlders into the deep end. They have been picked for their strength (although, given that they’re untested, you could probably say the villagers picked based on who looks like they’d do a good job) and their skill.

The Off-Worlders set off into the outskirts of the draining, ongoing festivities and find the Fun Camp just in front of the forests. They’ve managed to establish a sturdy, little living space within the week. Anyone would think they’re planning to be here for a long time. The tents are surrounded by high fences, erected while everyone was getting drunk and smashing pissers.

There are two entrances to the camp, both guarded by stern looking monks. Your task is to approach them and take them on by your ideal means necessary.


[OOC: Starters posted below are open to the four characters chosen for each role! NPCs will be threading out each interaction. Please contact the mods if you have any questions!]

TEST DRIVE MEME: TWO

Apr. 22nd, 2017 12:15 pm
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SCENARIO ONE:
There are many reasons you could find yourself in the depths of the forest. Foraging, hunting, a task set by the mistress or rumors of a plant that grants unfathomable powers once consumed. Whatever the reason may be, you’re in the depths of it now. The flora and fauna seems quite similar to a normal, earth forest. Only it’s rich, green, filled with pastel flowers and leaves and barely touched by humanity. The forest giveth and taketh and the villagers know better than to take advantage of it, particularly when more sinister beings lie in the darker depths of it.

Like, y’know. Bears and shit.

The animals of the forest enjoy playing games with humans. They’ve figured out that the new batches of people don’t seem to realise they can talk, and they revel in starting conversations and stopping them as soon as they realise another human is approaching. They do this so you look mad, of course. They will lie, telling you that eating or drinking certain things within the forest can grant you awesome powers. More often than not, they’re doing it to watch you eat aphrodisiac flowers or drink normal water and act high and mighty.

Plants are also tricky. The mushrooms in the forest are said to taste delicious, like beef and chicken (and they go great in pasta). This information comes from villagers, but they tell you to pick fast and not to linger, because the mushrooms are sly.

What they don’t tell you is that the mushrooms talk too. Not only will they beg you to spare them, they can sense your deepest insecurities and share them with the world, chiming in unison about your deepest secrets loud enough to let everyone in the area hear.

Flowers can release fumes that addle the mind. You see visions of beautiful people and feel compelled to run into their arms, unaware that you’re making out with a tree or a bear. Others are less insidious, simply releasing pleasant fumes that make you want to spoon in the grass and cuddle for hours in the cold forest.

SCENARIO TWO:
On the outskirts of the kingdom, there are rumors of several magical fountains hidden in mountains or forests. Whether you are sent by The Mistress or tasked to do it by rich diplomats for a hefty sum, you have good reason to find them.


One fountain is incredible to look at. The marble carving is ornate and detailed and took an impressive amount of dedication from the petals of each flower to the spirals that surround them. The water will make you absolutely irresistible to those around you. One sip will drive those around you absolutely mad for you. Whether it be a desperate urge to fuck or a desperate urge to sing you sonnets and kiss your feet, they will want you.

One fountain has beautiful, marble figures carved into it. It will change you into the opposite sex, but the finest form of the opposite sex. The height of beauty and body standards, but just enough like yourself that you are almost recognisable.

One fountain is pretty plain. What you see is what you get, but there’s something satisfying about the simplicity. It is, of course, impressively gold plated despite lacking carvings. It grants you not only the desire to fuck, but the power to be the absolute best at it. There is nobody you can’t please, and you can please for hours on end without becoming tired. You are driven to give pleasure to all of those around you, and when allowed, you will absolutely succeed.

The quest to find these fountains is extremely difficult and water is sparse in the areas. It will be almost impossible to resist a small sip, but even the smallest sip can provide nearly an hours worth of effects. There’s plenty of water for you to drink and still fill the vials you’ve been provided, but there’s plenty of reason to be distracted.

SCENARIO THREE:
The Mistress frequently holds a ball, and everyone is always invited. Your outfit is not what you would have picked, really. In fact, you didn’t pick it at all. As soon as you walk through the door, the outfit you choose turns from modest to nearly non-existent. All clothing turns to lingerie or BDSM wear. Sensible pants are leather chaps, dresses are corsets, shoes are heeled and lace is nearly everywhere. The only thing you have to protect your dignity is a lovely, bedazzled mask.

The incense is strong as ever in Mistresses’ Ballroom. It has mild, aphrodisiac effects and seems to calm the nerves. Shot glasses of all colours line the tables, each which a little card in front of them with a vague title.

Red: Passion
(This one is simple, it grants you undeniable passion, lust and desire.)

Orange: Fierce
(Like Red, it offers lust but with a rough edge. It makes you want it, but it makes you want to give it or take it hard.)

Yellow: Sweet
(The kindest cocktail. It offers lust, but sweetly. It makes you want gentle kisses and soft touches.)

Green: Greed
(It sets your sights on more than one partner, possibly at once.)

Blue: Exhibition
(You don’t care where you are, anywhere will suffice. The more people who see, the better.)

Purple: Filthy
(This one encourages dirty talk. All of your words will become suggestive, all of your desires will slip out and some things you thought you’d never say are announced.)

Black: Kinky

(The most potent of all. This shot will cause you to want whips and chains. Dominance. Leather, even. Hope you’ve prepared a safeword.)

The drinks aren’t just on the tables, they’re passed around by scantily dressed waiters and waitresses and offered to you by fellow attendees. The effects are almost immediate, lasting roughly an hour depending on how many you ingest. They can, of course, be combined with other drinks for multiple effects.

The drinks and the drawers aren’t the only aspect of the party. The ballroom is beautiful and fearsome, the walls are decorated tastefully with the skulls of the Mistresses’ enemies. The theme seems to be blood and lust, almost everything is either black or red and the carvings and decorations all resemble skulls and bones. The music is enchanting and inspires rhythm in the worst dancers. This entire night is orchestrated to be an incredible, sexy spectacle for the Mistress and everyone here is merely a humble instrument to her visions.

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One week winds into the next and so on and so forth, just as time tends to do. The only problem seems to be that, despite time flowing normally, the festival just never seems to end. Food and drink is not in abundance anymore, people are partying so hard they’re dropping to the ground, exhausted.

Eventually, people start to notice that some of the bodies dropped to the floor are not taking an impromptu nap. They’re.. Well. Dead. Completely dead, but with a huge grin on their face. Some people are unaccounted for, in the mess of the festivities. They’re all just going through some stuff now.

The smiles are the biggest and most obvious clue as to where people are disappearing to. Witnesses say that they’ve seen the Funworm from afar, eating people whole and paralysing others with its powerful fun-pheromones. The villagers seem to have collectively decided to pass this problem onto the Off-Worlders with guilt mongering and offers of untold riches (as much as they can afford, anyway). The Mistress has written it off as something that isn’t her problem, but that doesn’t mean Apprentices and Guards can’t volunteer their time.

Another lead, helpfully provided, is that the Fun Cult are guests in the Kingdom and brought the Funworm as a gift of good spirit for the Festival of Fool. They’re still residing on the outer edges of the festival in their camp, where the Funworm sleeps at night. It’s guarded, in a subtle way, by some suspicious looking dudes in robes. There’s usually at least two milling around, ready to lead intruders to the Funworm.

There are two schools of thought going into this little mission. The first is that violence is the answer and the only acceptable way to defeat the Funworm and end the nonsense once and for all. The second is that love is the answer, that you catch more flies with honey and seduction is the safer and more effective route.

For this event, we need four people. Two people to lead the way with violence and two to lead the way with seduction. The Monks of the Fun Cult will be played by two NPC characters and your characters will be drilling them (literally, figuratively…) for answers.

Please sign your characters up under the headers below! Sign-ups will close on April 23rd, at which point we will roll for the lucky four!.

+1 Trashlord and hobo daemon uncle

Apr. 17th, 2017 05:52 pm
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Hello, everyone!

I'm Linden and I bring Ardyn Izunia from Final Fantasy XV. He's a complete trashlord with a mind like a Niflheim gutter. He's Imperial Chancellor to Niflheim, but you wouldn't think since he dresses like someone's homeless uncle. Perfect for a place like this. I look forward to meeting you all and having some sexy fun times ^-^

Feel free to contact me via Plurk: ThorinII I'm always up for plotting/smutting or whatever you feel like doing.

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